'You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.'--Jeff Foxworthy

Hi there! Guess what? The 'lawn fairy' didn't stop by last night. Which meant I spent an hour after work mowing and fighting with bees. GAH! Why did we buy a house on a hill?? Why not a nice, flat SMALL yard??
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Got some time to kill this afternoon? Of course you do!! Why not test your knowledge of prominent people and major events in the news with this short 12-question News IQ Quiz. Then see how you did in comparison with 1,003 randomly sampled adults asked the same questions. Here are my results:

Wow, I need to brush up on my current events!!
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The outfit that Venus Williams chose to wear to the French Open is causing a
stir. It was a black & red lacy lingerie looking dress paired with flesh colored shorts underneath. When Venus flashed her butt during part of the game it truly looked as though she had no pants on! Here's a picture. What do you think? Too risque – or no big deal?

Dang! You could crack walnuts with that butt!!
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Now here's a guy with a sense of humor! His wife left him--and her wedding dress--behind. He asked her what he should do with the dress and she said he could do whatever he wanted. And boy did he! Kevin Cotter created a website called
'My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress'. He hopes to come up with 101 ways to use it. So far he's used it as an ice pack, a jump rope and pasta strainer. The pictures are hilarious!!

I'll be some of you could offer suggestions that will help him reach his goal!!
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From The Borowitz Report:
May 25, 2010

Experts Propose Plugging Oil Leak with BP Executives

Submerging Execs Could Be 'Win-Win'

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) At a conference of oil leak experts in Washington today, attendees proposed plugging the massive oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico with executives of BP, the company responsible for the catastrophic spill.

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Finally, someone is thinking! Read the entire article
here.

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Have a great day friends!

Karen

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