Ok, ok! It was ME who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!

Happy Hump Day peeps! Let me make your day a little brighter by telling you that we've got a great opportunity coming up for you if you're a Motley Crue, Poison or New York Dolls fan!! I can't say too much or Kelly will kill me...but he KNOWS how bad I am at keeping secrets...he shouldn't have told me in the first place. Anywhooo, all I'm going to say is stay tuned...

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Ever gone laser bowling with your cat?


Looks like fun!
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Sporting events are intense, competitive affairs that offer sparse moments of humor while they are played, which is why nothing is as funny during a game as a wardrobe malfunction. It doesn't matter what the malfunction might be-misspellings, pants dropping, jerseys tearing-it is wildly entertaining, mostly because it is wildly unexpected. And so, in honor of some of the most dishonorable uniform gaffes in sports, I present the 25 Worst Wardrobe Malfunctions in Sports. Seriously, some of these jersey fails will have you splitting a side in laughter. Just be glad you aren't splitting your pants! Doh!
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This is cool! In 1971, Marguerite Hart, a children's librarian in Troy, Michigan, wrote to celebrities and political leaders and asked them to send back inspirational messages to the children of her town. 97 wrote back, among them Vincent Price, E.B. White, Pearl Bailey, Douglas Fairbanks, and Pearl Buck. You can read them all
here. My favorite? This one from Dr. Suess:


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Let's play a little make believe. Let's say your plane crashes on a desert island and you're stranded with only a rugby ball as your friend (a volleyball isn't a manly enough companion for you). Each day you scan the skies, waiting to spot a rescue plane. Now, if a plane does buzz your island, will you be able to catch the pilot's attention, or will he fly on by, oblivious to the crazed bearded man screaming below? Would you know how to signal your distress with the natural resources around you? Whether you're marooned on an island or lost in the wilderness, a man needs to know how to get help. Wilderness Survival: Know Your Distress Signals . Good luck out there!


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See you tomorrow!
Karen

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